career aspirations

It would be really cool if I came across the following:


Wanted:  Doodler

Open position for individual dedicated to doodling, with various art mediums and for hours on end.  The ideal candidate will have limited artistic talent that extends only into the doodling arena.  Minimum eight years experience, salary commensurate with expertise and flair.

I would attach this to my resume:

It could happen. Right?